Wednesday, February 26, 2014

she's come undone

My sister sent me this quiz http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/which-pretty-little-liar-are-you I'm an Ezra and she's an Aria so read into that how ever you want, but I think both were accurate so with a sample size of 2 the quiz is 100% accurate.
Now on to the recap

It’s like what they say “hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn” (also a new stage play by Tyler Perry). Man, Aria went to town on Ezra’s place! Hanna should have taken her to that plate throwing place her mom took her to after Caleb left for “Ravenswood”; Aria would have had a field day there. At least Hanna talked her out of reporting Ezra to the principal (if you know of a teacher having sexual congress with a student PLEASE report it to the proper authorities immediately) but in this case it would ruin the show and in real life they are both over 25 so it’s ok.

I was surprised by many things, when did Ezra have time to write a book with a full time teaching job and full time stalking 4 girls job? And how did he get a book deal so easily? How did Aria never see any of the box loads of files he had in his apartment before? Why did he not get his locks changed? And why is Toby’s apartment bigger and nicer then Ezra’s (even before it was trashed), I guess it’s a social commentary about how little we pay teachers.

My prediction though is that Ezra was meeting with his publisher to stop the book from being published and will explain to Aria that although when he first met her it was for the book; once he got to know her he truly fell in love and that is why he is destroying the book and they will get back together. That’s why the writers did not have her tell the principal cause if he is in jail they can’t get back together.

Spencer, if Toby does not know what a cronut is and when you tell him he thinks it’s disgusting you should dump him. Although not eating cronuts could explain his ripped abs. Any way I was amazed she was able to talk to her parents out of sending her to rehab. Everyone knows that an addict will say anything to keep using. Plus we all know none of the Liars are going to college, they will stay in high school till the show is over. But if they were not sending her to rehab they should have done a “Trainspotting” detox where she is locked in her room and babies crawl on the ceiling. Well since, thanks to A’s one move this week, she is still using so it’s not too late.  Plus we found out that she hit Ali with a shovel while she was hopped up on pills.

Emily you made sending something to a PO Box so difficult. You just mail it; you could have done it at school. Also don’t send cash through the mail, it will get lost or stolen. I would think that Ali would be using Bitcoin by now. What’s with Paige, I did like that they acknowledged that it’s been a long time since the two had been together but you’d think they would want to make out or something instead of fighting.

Hanna, you saved everything this week, you kept not one but two people out of jail (Travis’ dad and Ezra) and have been a great friend! The only real question is who will be you next love interest, Travis or the detective Holbrook? You’ve kissed both. If it was up to me it would be Holbrook, you read the same books (does Hanna still read?), he has a good job that you can use to help you find Ali and protect you from A. Also is it just me or is the only time a guy wears a suit is when he’s going to court. They say next week will be shocking and will have a lot of Ali so I hope it is good.

Well that is all I have to say about that.

1 comment:

  1. I was really glad there was something this week that stayed true to the book - Spencer forgetting about being with Alli that week. Other than that, I liked that Hannah's outfit for most of the episode looked like it belonged to an 80 year old bubbie living it up in Boca Raton. Why would emily let Spencer keep the pills A gave her? That was dumb. And even dumber - why would Spencer take them? Remember when A sneakily gave Emily steroids? Who knows what was in those pills? And I agree about Ezra canceling the book and all that. Pretty obvious.

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